TERRIBLE JOKES!

(They are funnier if you YELL THE PUNCHLINE REALLY LOUD!)

What do you say when you put flakes up your nose?
FLAKES UP THE NOSE!!!

What do you call a lake full of coffee?
COFFEE LAKE!!!

What to you call a tart made of farts?
FART TART!!!

What do you call it when you put a lightbulb in a guitar?
GUITAR LIGHT!!!

What do you call a zebra with a light
ZEBRA LIGHT!!!

What do you call a plant that eats pancakes?
PANCAKE PLANT!!!

What do you call a baby that hates pacifiers?
HATING BABY!!!

What do you call a soccer ball that got poked by a needle?
NOT GOOD FOR SOCCER!!!

What do you call a person with books smashed in his face?
BOOK FACE!!!